All this talk about race in the media… and I keep thinking… Fuck man why can’t people listen to Adama?

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this is never going to not be funny 

Star Lord… always an asshole.

Disney World brings return time cards to Epcot's Soarin'

mastahofdarkness:

rebmakash:

mrgeef:

Soarin’ has joined the “return time card” party that Walt Disney World began using for Anna and Elsa meet & greets last week.

Once the standby line gets to a certain point, they close it down and start handing out cards with return times. And once those cards are gone, nobody else can ride that day except those with return times (whether the return times be in the form of the return cards or a FastPass+ reservation).

The way that Disney countered claims that FastPass+ made things less spontaneous was to say that it “provides even more spontaneity on the day of your theme park visit." But if you’re spontaneous too late in the day, a cast member is going to tell you that you can’t ride Soarin’. No matter how long you are willing to wait in a standby line. So it pretty much throws everything that Disney has said about "more time to be spontaneous" out the window.

I’m all for FastPass (I haven’t yet experienced FastPass+ but if it’s resulting in moves like this, it makes me wary of it). I love being able to reserve a time to come back and do other things instead of standing in line. But when people who get FastPasses are the ONLY people who are allowed to ride, and Disney tells everyone else “tough luck, we’re going to let these other people ride but not you,” then Disney has completely given up on guest service.

This has got to be one of the most idiotic things Disney has ever done. This may even be worse than the decision to build Superstar Limo (more like Superstar LAME-o, amirite?).

Third theater…  While I say “Yes,” I’d be curious about certain things, having walked around that entire building as a CM…

As for the rest…  Nononononono…  Let’s figure out FP+ and fix that before implementing something else.    And don’t experiment on an attraction this popular first.  Try it at Peter Pan’s Flight or Winnie the Pooh.  Still popular and with longer lines, but MK offers the most rides of any park (with EPCOT being second, and DHS and DAK being third).  Then end the test and try a test on Soarin’ (the second most sought-after attraction on property).

I predict the worse this gets, the fewer Florida annual passholders will return.  And while not nearly the driving force that DLR’s are, it’d still hurt.

Guest reactions are so mixed, but the ones that benefit are the planners and most-experienced or educated in the parks.  First timers are at a horrible disadvantage.

Trust me Reb, i have a feeling things will get worse. 

I’ve said it earlier… Soarin’ has a guest carried target of only 16,000 or so for the day. On any given day only half the people that come to EPCOT can ride. I really wonder who’s brilliant idea the time cards at Soarin’ were… they obviously didn’t think this through. The cast who work the ride know this… why didn’t the idiot who thought this was a good idea.

Legend of Zelda, II, Links Awakening, Ocarina of Time, Majora’s Mask, Windwaker, Oracle of Ages, Oracle of Seasons, Spirit Tracks, Phantom Hourglass
Warcraft Orcs and Humans, II Tides of Darkness, Beyond the Dark Portal, III, Frozen Throne, World of Warcraft, Burning Crusade, Wrath of the Lich King, Cataclysm, Mists of Pandaria, Warlords of Draenor
Starcraft, Brood War, II Wings of Liberty, II Heart of the Swarm
Battlefield Bad Company, Bad Company II, 3, 4
Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Silver, Gold, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Fire Red, Leaf Green, Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Heart of Gold, Soul Silver, Black, White, Black 2, White 2, X, Y, Alpha Sapphire, Omega Ruby
Mass Effect, 2, 3
Bioshock, 2, Infinite
Dead Space, 2, 3
Roller Coaster Tycoon
Pong
Disgaea, 2, 3, 4
Final Fantasy 1 - 13, X-2, Tactics, Tactics Advanced, Tactics A2
Last of Us
Psychonauts
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, 2, Old Republic
Tetris
Jak and Daxter, 2, 3, Daxter, X combat racing
Elder Scrolls: Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim
Doom, II, III
Sid Meyers Civilization, II, Alpha Centari, III, IV, V
Halo Reach, Combat Evolved, 2, ODST, 3, 4
Assassin’s Creed, 2, Brotherhood, Revelations, 3, Black Flag, Unity, Rogue
Super Smash Brothers, Melee, Brawl
007 Goldenye
Banjo Kazooie, Tooie, Nuts and Bolts
Super Mario Brothers… yeah they kinda crap these out so I’m not going to list them all
Metroid
Metal Gear Solid
Only listed games I’ve played, or mostly played… or are coming out in the franchise I intend to play… 
  1. Legend of Zelda, II, Links Awakening, Ocarina of Time, Majora’s Mask, Windwaker, Oracle of Ages, Oracle of Seasons, Spirit Tracks, Phantom Hourglass
  2. Warcraft Orcs and Humans, II Tides of Darkness, Beyond the Dark Portal, III, Frozen Throne, World of Warcraft, Burning Crusade, Wrath of the Lich King, Cataclysm, Mists of Pandaria, Warlords of Draenor
  3. Starcraft, Brood War, II Wings of Liberty, II Heart of the Swarm
  4. Battlefield Bad Company, Bad Company II, 3, 4
  5. Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Silver, Gold, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Fire Red, Leaf Green, Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Heart of Gold, Soul Silver, Black, White, Black 2, White 2, X, Y, Alpha Sapphire, Omega Ruby
  6. Mass Effect, 2, 3
  7. Bioshock, 2, Infinite
  8. Dead Space, 2, 3
  9. Roller Coaster Tycoon
  10. Pong
  11. Disgaea, 2, 3, 4
  12. Final Fantasy 1 - 13, X-2, Tactics, Tactics Advanced, Tactics A2
  13. Last of Us
  14. Psychonauts
  15. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, 2, Old Republic
  16. Tetris
  17. Jak and Daxter, 2, 3, Daxter, X combat racing
  18. Elder Scrolls: Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim
  19. Doom, II, III
  20. Sid Meyers Civilization, II, Alpha Centari, III, IV, V
  21. Halo Reach, Combat Evolved, 2, ODST, 3, 4
  22. Assassin’s Creed, 2, Brotherhood, Revelations, 3, Black Flag, Unity, Rogue
  23. Super Smash Brothers, Melee, Brawl
  24. 007 Goldenye
  25. Banjo Kazooie, Tooie, Nuts and Bolts
  26. Super Mario Brothers… yeah they kinda crap these out so I’m not going to list them all
  27. Metroid
  28. Metal Gear Solid

Only listed games I’ve played, or mostly played… or are coming out in the franchise I intend to play… 

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

Lets go back to the morse code thing… this has a practical use I think.

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

Lets go back to the morse code thing… this has a practical use I think.

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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

image

not even risking that shit

I can’t not reblog this scary bitch.

lukehemmign:

whitebeltwriter:

dual-destininies:

derples:

dual-destininies:

tf2-fandomstuck:

tiniestshorts:

Bread knife

The french have grown more powerful. 

Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

Objection

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

what the actual fuck tumblr

Doesn’t matter, I was entertained the entire way down.