Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.

the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

This is one of the best things I’ve read today. It rings true on so many levels.

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety)

http://mastahofdarkness.tumblr.com/post/100135436787/aloadofmalarkey-dead-shonen-ebola-really

aloadofmalarkey:

dead-shonen:

Ebola really doesn’t scare me, but man I just had a thought.

Since I work at Disney I have a huge chance of being exposed if it ever actually becomes an epidemic since I’m in contact with thousands of people a day.

This winter is going to be a blast!~

Mission: Space Launch Tickets. That’s all I’m going to say. It’s the only reason I’d be concerned about Ebola. But then again I haven’t gotten anything worse than the common cold in two and a half years from working there so I guess it’ll be ok.

(Source: yuujou-no-eoten)

where-the-dragons-fly:

Send help

This is me… except I can’t run servers because of a random java error… and my friends won’t run servers on their computers…

where-the-dragons-fly:

Send help

This is me… except I can’t run servers because of a random java error… and my friends won’t run servers on their computers…

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

MOM! FIRE HAZARD!

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

MOM! FIRE HAZARD!

How a fan of Frozen made me hate it:

mastahofdarkness:

rebmakash:

This is a rant about a person I respected being disrespectful to me.  Below is likely TLDR about MY OPINIONS.  Feel free to skip if you’d like.  This is I think my announcement that I now hate Frozen.  (◕‿◕✿)  

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this. I wholeheartedly agree with your opinion Amber

Nobody disses Atlantis and gets away with it. Arendale ain’t a country I ever heard of. Screw Frozen.

mastahofdarkness:

rebmakash:

disneys-king-and-queen:

In memory of Robin Williams. He was a great man who made us laugh and may he rest in peace.

I saw this every day…

i still see this everyday :/

I wish I still saw it everyday

mastahofdarkness:

rebmakash:

disneys-king-and-queen:

In memory of Robin Williams. He was a great man who made us laugh and may he rest in peace.

I saw this every day…

i still see this everyday :/

I wish I still saw it everyday

(Source: disneysxkingxandxqueen)

marfmellow:

yes you read correctly - paid leave.

I see a lot of people complaining that the cops are placed on paid leave… there’s probably a union thing that says it has to be done this way. Not that I’m saying it’s right, but it’s probably protocol.

marfmellow:

yes you read correctly - paid leave.

I see a lot of people complaining that the cops are placed on paid leave… there’s probably a union thing that says it has to be done this way. Not that I’m saying it’s right, but it’s probably protocol.

All this talk about race in the media… and I keep thinking… Fuck man why can’t people listen to Adama?

(Source: youtube.com)